What About Wisconsin?

People from
Wisconsin say "Wis-
Consin" weird. Instead of
"Wis-CON-suhn," they say
"Wis-CAN-suhn."
Same with Minnesota.
They say,
"Minn-eh-SOT-uh,"
Making the "O" a real
Long o, not an eu diphthong.
If you don't know what
I mean,
Go there.
I want to
Someday
And record a lot of
Wisconsiners and
Minnesotans
And play them back all
The way home,
Laughing.
Seriously, I do.
You Northerners are weird.
New Jersey?
"Noo JER-zee," not
"Noo JOY-zee!"