People from Wisconsin say "Wis- Consin" weird. Instead of "Wis-CON-suhn," they say "Wis-CAN-suhn." Same with Minnesota. They say, "Minn-eh-SOT-uh," Making the "O" a real Long o, not an eu diphthong. If you don't know what I mean, Go there. I want to Someday And record a lot of Wisconsiners and Minnesotans And play them back all The way home, Laughing. Seriously, I do. You Northerners are weird. New Jersey? "Noo JER-zee," not "Noo JOY-zee!"