For a change, I'll Talk about a hobby of mine, Which is Getting the mail. I simply Love it. I would Like to be a mailman, Go around on my route, But no, I just stay at my computer Writing Writing Writing Prose all day long. If I were a mailman, though, And the people who Were getting the mail Were only getting Bills and junk, I would write them a nice letter Saying I was sorry they couldn't Get Anything better. To me, That's a great life. So let's respect Our postal carriers. Seriously.