Prose Wimmers

For a change, I'll
Talk about a hobby of mine,
Which is
Getting the mail.
I simply
Love it.
I would
Like to be a mailman,
Go around on my route,
But no,
I just stay at my computer
Writing
Writing
Writing
Prose all day long.
If I were a mailman, though,
And the people who
Were getting the mail
Were only getting
Bills and junk,
I would write them a nice letter
Saying I was sorry they couldn't
Get
Anything better.
To me,
That's a great life.
So let's respect
Our postal carriers.
Seriously.